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Funny Fisher No Parking Sign | Gift for Anglers

Funny Fisher No Parking Sign | Gift for Anglers

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Park here and you're the catch of the day.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car with fins and teeth, biting straight into a hook. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car mounted on an angler's wall.

What's printed on the sign:
FISHER PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE CAUGHT

Who it's for

Your granddad, up at 5 am with a flask of coffee and a folding chair. The angler who knows every pond, canal and lake in the province. The sea fisher who talks more about Nieuwpoort pier than about work. The friend whose fish gets bigger every time he tells the story. The colleague counting down to the opening of the season. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a record catch or a new rod.

Where it goes

On the garage door where the rods are kept, the garden shed or the caravan. Or indoors, at the fishing club, the tackle shop, a home office or the bar where the fish grows with every round.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

  • A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
  • Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
  • Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
  • Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
  • Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More outdoor types in the family? The Hunter, Farmer and Cargo Bike signs are early risers too. Retiring to the riverbank? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or take the bait.

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