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Farmer Funny 'No Parking' Sign
Farmer Funny 'No Parking' Sign
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Protect your farm parking spot with agricultural humour! This premium aluminium sign features the witty message "Farmer Parking, Violators Will Be Chickened Out". A playful reminder that trespassing has poultry consequences.
- Crafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, delivering impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.
- Protective coating resists corrosion and weather, keeping it vibrant through the seasons.
- Rounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.
- Size: 21 x 29,7 cm
- Features a charming illustration of a car with a missing door, complete with a rooster, hen, and chicks.
Perfect for farmers, smallholders, and anyone with chickens at home. This sign brings personality to your reserved parking space while delivering a humorous warning.
Proudly designed and printed in Europe. This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality and farmyard wit.
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