Funny Farmer No Parking Sign | Gift for Farmers

Park here and your car becomes a henhouse.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car taken over by a rooster, a hen and a whole brood of chicks. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find eggs on the back seat.

What's printed on the sign:
FARMER PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE CHICKENED OUT

Who it's for

The farmer who's up before the rooster. Your aunt, with six hens and a name for each of them. The young farmer taking over the family farm. The allotment gardener with more courgettes than friends to give them to. The city friend who just put a chicken coop at the bottom of the garden. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a good harvest or a new tractor.

Where it goes

On the barn door, the farmyard gate or the garage where the tractor lives. Or indoors, in the farm shop, the stable, the kitchen, a home office or the bar where the harvest gets celebrated.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More early risers in the family? The Fisher, Hunter and Cook signs know the value of a good morning. Handing over the farm? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or don't be chicken.