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Surreal Falling Rocks No Parking Sign | Funny Garage & Gate Sign

Surreal Falling Rocks No Parking Sign | Funny Garage & Gate Sign

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A falling rocks warning in the middle of the city. In the country of Magritte, that makes perfect sense.

We hung this sign on our own gate, on a flat city street in Brussels. Not a cliff in sight. People stopped. They looked up. They looked for the mountain. Then they laughed, and started talking to each other about where on earth the rocks were supposed to come from.

That's the whole point. A standard No Parking sign gets ignored. This one makes people stop, wonder and smile, and then park somewhere else. Just in case.

What's printed on the sign:
NO PARKING
WARNING FALLING ROCKS

Who it's for

The neighbour whose driveway is always blocked. The friend who just bought a house with a garage and wants to keep it free. The hiker who misses the mountains. The climber who brings a bit of the Ardennes home. The fan of Magritte and everything surreal. Or no reason at all beyond a housewarming, a birthday or a new gate.

Where it goes

On a city gate, garage door or driveway, where there isn't a rock for miles. That's where it works best. Or indoors, in a climbing gym, a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the mountain stories get told.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

  • A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
  • Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
  • Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
  • Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
  • Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More absurd warnings? The Elephant Playground, Witch and Magician signs are just as unexpected. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or keep looking up.

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