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Retired Funny 'No Parking' Sign

Retired Funny 'No Parking' Sign

Regular price €28,95 EUR
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Protect your parking spot with humour and authority! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' plaque features the witty retirement message "Retired parking, violators will be put to rest". It's the perfect way to secure your space while celebrating a well-earned rest.

  • Crafted from 3mm-thick lightweight aluminium composite for impressive rigidity and durability.
  • Protective coating resists corrosion and weather, keeping it vibrant year-round.
  • Rounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes for safe, hassle-free installation.
  • Size: 21 x 29,7 cm

After a hard life of work, this is the perfect way to protect your parking spot or garage. It's also a fantastic gift for a retirement party, a memorable keepsake that brings personality and humour to any space. Whether displayed in a driveway, garage, or office, this quirky sign celebrates the milestone with style.
Proudly designed and printed in Europe. This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.

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