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Funny Teacher No Parking Sign | End-of-Year Gift for Teachers
Funny Teacher No Parking Sign | End-of-Year Gift for Teachers
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Wrong spot. See me after class.
Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one looks like a blackboard, with the car crossed out in red pen. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their parking handed back full of corrections.
What's printed on the sign:
TEACHER PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE CORRECTED
Who it's for
The teacher who got your child through a tough year. The head teacher whose parking spot everyone ignores. Your sister, who marks tests every Sunday night. The young teacher who just landed a permanent post. The colleague leaving the staff room for retirement. Or a class gift at the end of the school year: one sign, and every pupil signs the card.
Where it goes
On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the staff room door, in the head's office, a classroom, a home office or the bar where the report cards get forgotten.
Send it straight to them
No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.
Key features
- A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
- Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
- Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
- Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
- Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.
Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.
A sign for every occasion
This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The Nurse, Police and Mechanic signs deserve a spot too. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.
Park elsewhere. Or stay after class.
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