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Funny Elephant Playground No Parking Sign | Quirky Gift

Funny Elephant Playground No Parking Sign | Quirky Gift

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No parking. The elephant was here first.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one warns about something no one expects in a car park: a playful elephant, already sitting on the back of a car. People read it, laugh, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to explain that to their insurer.

What's printed on the sign:
NO PARKING
WARNING ELEPHANT PLAYGROUND

Who it's for

The friend who collects everything with an elephant on it. Your kids, who want the same sign in their bedroom as on the garage. The zoo lover with a yearly pass. The neighbour whose driveway gets blocked every single day. The colleague who never forgets anything, like an elephant. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a housewarming or a good laugh.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does exactly what it says. Or indoors, in a child's bedroom, the playroom, a home office or the bar where nobody believes your insurance story.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

  • A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
  • Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
  • Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
  • Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
  • Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More absurd warnings? The Falling Rock, Witch and Magician signs are just as unexpected. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. The elephant insists.

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