Funny Politician No Parking Sign | Gift for Politicians & Councillors

Park here and your wheels disappear. Getting them back? That's negotiable.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car without its wheels, and people read it twice. They grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to open negotiations over their own car.

What's printed on the sign:
POLITICIAN PARKING
VIOLATORS BRIBE ME FOR YOUR WHEELS

Who it's for

Your aunt on the local council. The newly elected councillor. The campaign volunteer who knocked on 2,000 doors. The political science graduate. The friend who turns every dinner into a debate. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, an election win or a first seat in parliament.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the wall of a campaign office, a party HQ, a study or a bar where the real deals get made.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a coalition? The Lobbyist, Eurocrat and Journalist signs complete the cabinet. Leaving office? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or make an offer.