Funny Cargo Bike No Parking Sign | Gift for Cyclists

Cars welcome. In the box.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a cargo bike with a car tucked into its box, like the weekly shop. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car carried off by a bicycle.

What's printed on the sign:
CARGO BIKE PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE DECARBONIZED

Who it's for

The parents who do the school run with two kids and a week of groceries. Your neighbour, who sold the second car and never looked back. The courier who beats every van through the city centre. The friend who explains the benefits of a cargo bike at every dinner. The colleague who cycles in all year, rain or shine. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new bike or the first winter without a car.

Where it goes

On the bike shed, the front door or the garage that now holds bikes instead of cars. Or indoors, in the hallway, a bike shop, a home office or the bar where the cycling club ends every ride.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Family always on the move? The Pilot and Mechanic signs cover every other vehicle, and the Football sign takes care of Saturday morning. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or get on your bike.