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Funny Hunter No Parking Sign | Gift for Hunters
Funny Hunter No Parking Sign | Gift for Hunters
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Open season on badly parked cars.
Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car with long ears and a fluffy tail, already dotted with a few holes. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car mistaken for game.
What's printed on the sign:
HUNTER PARKING
VIOLATORS I LIKE TO PRACTICE SHOOTING
Who it's for
Your uncle, out before dawn on every opening day. The hunter with a freezer full of game and a story for every piece. The sport shooter who never misses a Sunday at the range. The friend who owns more green jackets than anyone needs. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new hunting licence or the start of the season.
Where it goes
On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the hunting lodge, the shooting club, a home office or the bar where the stories grow after every hunt.
Send it straight to them
No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.
Key features
- A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
- Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
- Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
- Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
- Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.
Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.
A sign for every occasion
This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More outdoor types in the family? The Fisher, Farmer and Cargo Bike signs are early risers too. Saying goodbye to a hunting companion? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.
Park elsewhere. Or run like a rabbit.
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