Funny Brewer No Parking Sign, Brushed Aluminium | Gift for Beer Lovers

Park here and your car ends up in a bottle. Like a ship, only harder to explain.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car squeezed into a beer bottle. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become a collector's item on a shelf.

What's printed on the sign:
BREWER PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE BOTTLED

Who it's for

The home brewer whose garage smells of hops every weekend. Your brother-in-law, who can tell a tripel from a quadrupel blindfolded. The brewery colleague who ends every shift in the tasting room. The friend who plans every holiday around a Trappist abbey. The student who just started a brewing course. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first batch worth sharing or a new beer on tap.

Where it goes

On the garage door where the brew kettle lives, or by the driveway. Or indoors, in the brewery, the tasting room, the cellar, a home office or the bar where the next batch gets planned.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Brushed aluminium: 3 mm aluminium composite with a brushed metal finish that catches the light. It can go outdoors, but without the protective layer it's less scratch-resistant than the printed version, so a sheltered spot or an indoor wall suits it best.
• Last run: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe, and not reprinted. Once these are gone, they're gone.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.
• Prefer the classic finish? This design also comes as a standard printed sign.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Planning the perfect round? The Bartender, Cook and Farmer signs bring the rest of the table. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Cheers.