Funny Nurse No Parking Sign | Gift for Nurses

Park here and you get the full dose. No appointment needed.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a syringe, aimed straight at the car. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a jab in their bumper.

What's printed on the sign:
NURSE PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE GIVEN A FULL DOSE

Who it's for

The nurse who just finished a run of night shifts. Your daughter, fresh out of nursing school. The home care nurse who knows every driveway in the village. The ward colleague who always brings the good biscuits. The head nurse heading into retirement. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or International Nurses Day on 12 May.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the ward's staff room, at the nurses' station, in a home office or the bar where the shift finally ends.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working with the whole care team? The Doctor, Chemist and Police signs know all about long shifts. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or roll up your sleeve.