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Funny Magician No Parking Sign | Gift for Magicians

Funny Magician No Parking Sign | Gift for Magicians

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Abracadabra. Your car is now a rabbit.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a magic wand, and the car is already halfway to becoming a rabbit. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to feed their car carrots.

What's printed on the sign:
MAGICIAN PARKING
VIOLATORS YOUR CARS WILL BE TRANSFORMED

Who it's for

The magician who pulls a coin from behind every child's ear. Your uncle, who has done the same card trick at every family party since 1985. The children's entertainer booked out every weekend. The friend who just joined a magic club and practises on everyone. The colleague who can make a deadline disappear. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first show or a trick that finally worked.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, backstage, at the magic club, in a child's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the card tricks come out after midnight.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

  • A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
  • Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
  • Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
  • Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
  • Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Throwing a party? The Bartender, Artist and Witch signs bring the rest of the magic. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or disappear.

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