Funny Bartender No Parking Sign | Gift for Bartenders & Bar Owners

Park here and your car is served on the rocks. No shaking, no stirring.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car perched on two big rocks, wheels in the air. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find their car served on ice.

What's printed on the sign:
BARTENDER PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE ON THE ROCKS

Who it's for

The bartender who remembers your order but not your name. The café owner who has opened the local every morning for twenty years. Your friend, who just finished a cocktail course and now judges every mojito. The student who works the bar at festivals every weekend. The neighbour whose home bar is better stocked than the pub. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a bar opening or a last round before retirement.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, behind the bar, next to the till, in the cellar, at a home bar or on the terrace where last orders never really mean last.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Making a night of it? The Brewer, Cook and Magician signs keep the party going. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Last orders.