Funny Witch No Parking Sign | Halloween Decoration & Gift

Park here and you'll be toad away. Warts and all.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a tow truck hauling off a car that has already turned into a toad. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to kiss their car to get it back.

What's printed on the sign:
WITCH PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE TOAD AWAY

Who it's for

Your sister, who takes Halloween more seriously than Christmas. The friend with a black cat, a herb garden and a suspiciously good soup recipe. The neighbour who decorates the whole front garden every October. The colleague who always "just knows" what's going to happen. The fan of witches, wizards and magic schools. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a Halloween party or a housewarming in a slightly spooky house.

Where it goes

On the front door or the garage from October on, where it sets the tone for every trick-or-treater. Or all year round, in the kitchen, on the broom cupboard, in a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the Halloween party gets going.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More mischief in the house? The Magician, Elephant Playground and Falling Rock signs keep the tricks coming. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or ribbit.