Funny Journalist No Parking Sign | Gift for Reporters & Editors

Every good story needs a headline. This one reads: Major Parking Scandal.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. We've all walked past a thousand of them. This one gets read. People stop, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to end up on the front page.

What's printed on the sign:
JOURNALIST PARKING
World News: MAJOR PARKING SCANDAL
VIOLATORS WILL BE REPORTED

Who it's for

Your uncle who has spent 30 years chasing deadlines. The colleague leaving the newsroom for retirement. The freelancer who just landed their first front page. The journalism graduate. Your editor, if you're feeling brave. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new job, a promotion or a first byline.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, as the loudest thing on the wall of a newsroom, home office, press room or bar.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Covering the whole political beat? The Politician, Lobbyist and Influencer signs make quite a front page together. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or make the news.