Funny Lobbyist No Parking Sign | Gift for Lobbyists & Public Affairs

Park here and you'll get a briefing. Then a follow-up. Then a follow-up on the follow-up.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a megaphone. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody has time for another stakeholder meeting.

What's printed on the sign:
LOBBYIST PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE SUBJECT TO OUTREACH

Who it's for

The public affairs consultant with a calendar full of coffees. The colleague at the trade association. The NGO campaigner who never lets go. The new face in the Brussels bubble. The friend who "just has a quick word" with everyone at every party. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new job or a campaign that finally landed.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door in the European Quarter, in a meeting room, a home office or the bar where the real networking happens.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working the whole Brussels bubble? The Politician, Eurocrat and Bureaucrat signs are your natural stakeholders. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or expect a meeting request.