Funny Business Mentor No Parking Sign | Gift for Coaches & Mentors

Park here and you'll be coached. By horse.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one swaps the car for a horse-drawn coach. People read it, get the pun a second later, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a 90-minute session on their parking goals.

What's printed on the sign:
BUSINESS MENTOR PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE COACHED

Who it's for

The mentor who got your start-up through its first year. The business coach who answers every question with another question. Your friend, who just got certified as a coach. The founder who mentors the next generation. The manager who says "let's unpack that" in every meeting. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first client or a start-up that finally broke even.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the coaching room, on the door of a co-working space, a home office or the bar where the best advice gets given.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a start-up dream team? The Banker, Lawyer and Influencer signs complete the board. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or book a session.