Funny Eurocrat No Parking Sign | Gift for EU Staff & Brussels Insiders

Park here and your car gets harmonised, standardised and fitted with a USB-C port.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes in EU blue and yellow, and the car has clearly been through a few committees. One wheel is ENVI approved. The other is IMCO approved, and hexagonal. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to go into trilogue.

What's printed on the sign:
EUROCRAT PARKING
VIOLATORS YOUR CAR WILL BE REGULATED

Who it's for

The colleague who finally passed the EPSO competition. Your cousin at the Commission, the Council or the Parliament. The MEP assistant who knows every committee acronym. The trainee leaving Brussels after five months. The friend who explains comitology at parties. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new posting or a directive that finally got adopted.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door in the Berlaymont, in a unit meeting room, a home office or a bar on Place du Luxembourg.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working in the Brussels bubble? The Lobbyist, Politician and Bureaucrat signs sit on the same committee. Leaving the institutions? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or wait for the implementing act.