Funny Tennis No Parking Sign, Brushed Aluminium | Gift for Tennis Players

Park here and you'll be returned. Cross-court, with topspin.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a tennis ball in the windscreen and a racket ready for the follow-through. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car sent back over the net.

What's printed on the sign:
TENNIS PLAYER PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE RETURNED

Who it's for

The club player who books the court at 7 am every Sunday. Your mum, who just won her first interclub match. The coach who has said "bend your knees" ten thousand times. The friend who switched to padel but still owns three tennis rackets. The partner who calls every close ball out. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a tournament win or the start of the outdoor season.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the clubhouse, by the court entrance, a home office or the bar where the third set gets replayed.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Brushed aluminium: 3 mm aluminium composite with a brushed metal finish that catches the light. It can go outdoors, but without the protective layer it's less scratch-resistant than the printed version, so a sheltered spot or an indoor wall suits it best.
• Last run: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe, and not reprinted. Once these are gone, they're gone.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.
• Prefer the classic finish? This design also comes as a standard printed sign.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Whole family into sport? The Football, Basketball and Fisher signs cover the rest of the weekend. Saying goodbye to a club mate? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Game, set and match.