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Football Player Funny 'No Parking' Sign
Football Player Funny 'No Parking' Sign
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Protect your parking spot or your garage entrance with football flair! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' sign features the hilarious message "Football player parking, violators will be offside". A pitch-side warning that'll make any football enthusiast grin.
- Crafted from 3mm-thick lightweight aluminium composite, it delivers impressive rigidity and durability without added weight.
- With a protective coating that resists corrosion and weather and keeps it vibrant through the seasons.
- Rounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.
- Size: 21 x 29,7 cm
The ideal gift for a football coach, team member, or passionate supporter.
Proudly designed and printed in Europe. This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.
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