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Funny Developer No Parking Sign | Gift for Programmers & Software Engineers
Funny Developer No Parking Sign | Gift for Programmers & Software Engineers
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The only parking sign that compiles.
Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one is written in code: the car sits between curly brackets, crossed out, and the penalty is a function call. People read it, grin (the developers laugh first), and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to be the next bug.
What's printed on the sign:
DEVELOPER PARKING
if(VIOLATOR) {DEBUG(CAR);}
Who it's for
The developer who says "it works on my machine". Your son, who just landed his first job as a software engineer. The colleague who fixes production at 2 am without complaining. The IT team that keeps the whole office running. The friend who has been "almost done" with a side project for three years. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a successful launch or a first pull request merged.
Where it goes
On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, next to the standing desk, on the server room door, in the open-plan office, a home office or the bar where the release gets celebrated.
Send it straight to them
No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.
Key features
- A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
- Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
- Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
- Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
- Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.
Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.
A sign for every occasion
This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building the whole start-up? The Business Mentor, Influencer and Chemist signs join the team. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.
Park elsewhere. Or get debugged.
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