Funny Chemist No Parking Sign | Gift for Chemists & Scientists

Add one badly parked car. Add two drops. Observe.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a test tube, tipped over the roof. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find out what's in the tube.

What's printed on the sign:
CHEMIST PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE DISSOLVED

Who it's for

The lab colleague who labels everything, including the fridge. Your niece, who just defended her PhD. The chemistry teacher famous for the exploding demo. The R&D engineer at a pharma company. The friend who reads the ingredients on every shampoo bottle. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or a paper that finally got published.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the lab door, in a university corridor, a home office or the bar where the experiments continue after hours.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a whole lab team? The Doctor, Nurse and Developer signs make a solid formula. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or become part of the experiment.