Funny Police No Parking Sign | Gift for Police Officers

Step away from the parking spot. Slowly.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with crime scene tape and a wheel clamp. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become evidence.

What's printed on the sign:
POLICE PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE APPREHENDED

Who it's for

Your brother, fresh out of police school. The neighbourhood officer who knows everyone by name. The detective who never switches off, not even at barbecues. The traffic officer who has written more tickets than anyone can count. The colleague hanging up the uniform after thirty years. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion or a first night shift survived.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the station canteen, the briefing room, a home office or the bar where the stories get bigger every year.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The Nurse, Teacher and Mechanic signs are on duty too. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or you'll be read your rights.