Funny Notary No Parking Sign | Gift for Notaries

Park here and you're out of the will. Signed, sealed and stamped.

Nobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with an official notary stamp, pressed right onto the bonnet. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to lose their inheritance over a parking spot.

What's printed on the sign:
NOTARY PARKING
VIOLATORS WILL BE DISINHERITED

Who it's for

The notary who handled your house purchase with the patience of a saint. Your cousin, who just joined a notary's office. The clerk who reads every deed aloud, word for word. The law graduate who chose the notarial track. The friend who always says "get it in writing". Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new office or a partnership in the practice.

Where it goes

On a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the notary's office, in the signing room, a home office or the bar where the deal gets celebrated.

Send it straight to them

No wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says "Authorized Fun Zone". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.

Key features

• A4 size: 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.
• Easy to hang: rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.
• Indoors or outdoors: 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.
• Small batches: designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.
• Packaging: recycled cardboard, made in Europe.

Ready to ship in up to 5 business days.

A sign for every occasion

This is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Need a few more signatures? The Lawyer, Banker and Bureaucrat signs witness the deed. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our Retired sign was made for exactly that. See the full collection.

Park elsewhere. Or read the small print.