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Finished with rounded corners for safety and style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA proudly European-designed original from Dandy Donkey – the perfect mischievous touch for Halloween enthusiasts. Proudly designed and printed in Europe. \u003cbr\u003eThis is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56673502691703,"sku":null,"price":28.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Witch-funny-no-parking-sign-Toad-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776194822"},{"product_id":"banker-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Banker funny 'No Parking' sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect your parking spot with a touch of financial humour! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' sign features a witty \"\u003cem\u003eBanker parking, violators will be liquidated\u003c\/em\u003e\" message that'll make colleagues smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick aluminium with a protective coating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngineered to resist corrosion and weather, with an extra protective layer keeping it vibrant through seasons.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProudly designed and printed in Europe, this is The Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56685240222071,"sku":null,"price":28.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Banker-funny-no-parking-sign-liquidated-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186212"},{"product_id":"tennis-player-funny-no-parking","title":"Tennis player funny 'no parking' sign - brushed aluminium","description":"\u003cp\u003eCourt Rules Apply – This Is Tennis Territory! 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Whether for a birthday, tournament celebration, or just because, it's a thoughtful gift that combines humour with practical décor. Proudly designed and printed in Europe. \u003cbr\u003eThis is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56910031913335,"sku":null,"price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Tennis-funny-no-parking-sign-Returned-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776194709"},{"product_id":"artist-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Artist Funny 'No Parking' Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect your parking spot with artistic flair! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' sign features the witty message \"\u003cem\u003eArtist parking, violators will be pollocked\u003c\/em\u003e\". A playful nod to creative genius that'll delight any artist or art lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, it delivers impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWith a protective coating to resist corrosion and weather, keeping it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ideal gift for a creative friend or colleague. 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A court-side warning that'll make any hoops enthusiast grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, it delivers impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith a protective coating that resists corrosion and weather and keeps it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ideal gift for a basketball fan or sports lover. Proudly designed and printed in Europe. 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A cheeky warning that'll make any craft beer enthusiast smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, it delivers impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith a protective coating that resists corrosion and weather and keeps it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ideal gift for a brewer, \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ezythologist, beer expert, beer sommelier, or simply any beer lover. Or just a great present for a foreign friend who enjoys Belgian barley nectar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProudly designed and printed in Europe. This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923679588727,"sku":null,"price":28.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-bottled-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193875"},{"product_id":"bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Bureaucrat Funny 'No Parking' Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect your parking spot with bureaucratic humour! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' sign features the witty message \"\u003cem\u003eBureaucrat Parking, Violators Your Car Will Be Regulated\u003c\/em\u003e\". A clever warning that'll make any office worker or civil servant chuckle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, it delivers impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith a protective coating that resists corrosion and weather and keeps it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ideal gift for a bureaucrat or anyone who appreciates administrative wit. Discover also our plaque specially made for \u003ca href=\"D%C3%A9couvrez%20aussi%20notre%20plaque%20sp%C3%A9cialement%20con%C3%A7ue%20pour%20les%20eurocrates%20!\" title=\"Eurocrats funny No Parkin sign\"\u003eEurocrats\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003cbr\u003eProudly designed and printed in Europe. This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923688468855,"sku":null,"price":28.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign-regulated-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193825"},{"product_id":"business-mentor-coach-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Business Mentor Funny 'No Parking' Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect your parking spot with entrepreneurial humour! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' sign features the witty message \"\u003cem\u003eBusiness mentor parking, violators will be coached\u003c\/em\u003e\". A clever warning that'll make any business mentor, coach, or startup enthusiast smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, it delivers impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith a protective coating that resists corrosion and weather and keeps it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ideal gift for a business mentor, coach, or anyone working in co-working spaces for startups and scaleups. \u003cbr\u003eProudly designed and printed in Europe. This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923706687863,"sku":null,"price":28.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Business-Mentor-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-coatched-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193756"},{"product_id":"cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Cargo Bike Funny 'No Parking' Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect your cargo bike parking spot with eco-conscious humour! This premium aluminium sign features the cheeky message \"\u003cem\u003eCargo Bike Parking, violators will be decarbonized\u003c\/em\u003e\". A witty reminder that the future of urban mobility is emission-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, delivering impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtective coating resists corrosion and weather, keeping it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cargo bike enthusiasts, eco-warriors, and anyone committed to sustainable urban transport. This sign celebrates the shift toward greener cities, one parking spot at a time. 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A clever reminder that the kitchen has its own rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from 3mm thick lightweight aluminium composite, delivering impressive rigidity and durability without the weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtective coating resists corrosion and weather, keeping it vibrant through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes ensure safe, hassle-free installation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21 x 29,7 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chefs, kitchen professionals, and food enthusiasts with a sense of humour. This sign brings personality to your reserved parking space while delivering a playful warning with a culinary edge. \u003cbr\u003eProudly designed and printed in Europe. 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This is an Original Dandy Donkey Sign, where practicality meets personality and pure absurdist fun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56926340350327,"sku":null,"price":28.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Elephant-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193477"},{"product_id":"eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Eurocrat Funny 'No Parking' Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for anyone working at the European institutions! This premium aluminium 'No Parking' sign features the witty message \"\u003cem\u003eEurocrat Parking, Violators Your Car Will Be Regulated\u003c\/em\u003e\" guaranteed to bring a smile to colleagues and visitors alike. The design features a playful car with a USB-C port (a humorous nod to smartphone chargers). 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