{"title":"No Parking","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"witch-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Witch No Parking Sign | Halloween Decoration \u0026 Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you'll be toad away. Warts and all.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a tow truck hauling off a car that has already turned into a toad. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to kiss their car to get it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWITCH PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE TOAD AWAY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour sister, who takes Halloween more seriously than Christmas. The friend with a black cat, a herb garden and a suspiciously good soup recipe. The neighbour who decorates the whole front garden every October. The colleague who always \"just knows\" what's going to happen. The fan of witches, wizards and magic schools. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a Halloween party or a housewarming in a slightly spooky house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the front door or the garage from October on, where it sets the tone for every trick-or-treater. Or all year round, in the kitchen, on the broom cupboard, in a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the Halloween party gets going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More mischief in the house? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/elephant-playground-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eElephant Playground\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/falling-rock-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFalling Rock\u003c\/a\u003e signs keep the tricks coming. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or ribbit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56673502691703,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Witch-funny-no-parking-sign-Toad-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776194822"},{"product_id":"banker-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Banker No Parking Sign | Gift for Bankers \u0026 Finance Pros","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your assets turn liquid. Literally.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a sports car melting into a puddle, with dollar signs on the wheels. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car written off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBANKER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE LIQUIDATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour sister in private banking. The accountant who survives every tax deadline. The trader who checks the markets before breakfast. The colleague who finally made partner. The friend with a spreadsheet for the holiday budget. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion or a quarter that closed in the black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door on the trading floor, in the meeting room, a home office or the bar where the bonus gets toasted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More money matters? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/notary-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNotary\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLawyer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/business-mentor-coach-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBusiness Mentor\u003c\/a\u003e signs close the deal. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or pay the interest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56685240222071,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Banker-funny-no-parking-sign-liquidated-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186212"},{"product_id":"tennis-player-funny-no-parking","title":"Funny Tennis No Parking Sign, Brushed Aluminium | Gift for Tennis Players","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you'll be returned. Cross-court, with topspin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a tennis ball in the windscreen and a racket ready for the follow-through. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car sent back over the net.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTENNIS PLAYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE RETURNED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe club player who books the court at 7 am every Sunday. Your mum, who just won her first interclub match. The coach who has said \"bend your knees\" ten thousand times. The friend who switched to padel but still owns three tennis rackets. The partner who calls every close ball out. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a tournament win or the start of the outdoor season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the clubhouse, by the court entrance, a home office or the bar where the third set gets replayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrushed aluminium:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite with a brushed metal finish that catches the light. It can go outdoors, but without the protective layer it's less scratch-resistant than the printed version, so a sheltered spot or an indoor wall suits it best.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLast run:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe, and not reprinted. Once these are gone, they're gone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer the classic finish?\u003c\/strong\u003e This design also comes as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tennis-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003estandard printed sign\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Whole family into sport? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/football-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFootball\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/basket-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBasketball\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover the rest of the weekend. Saying goodbye to a club mate? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Game, set and match.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56910031913335,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Tennis-funny-no-parking-sign-Returned-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776194709"},{"product_id":"artist-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Artist No Parking Sign | Gift for Artists \u0026 Painters","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car becomes a Pollock. Free of charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car splattered with paint, drip by drip, the way Jackson Pollock did his canvases. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car turned into modern art without a gallery deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eARTIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE POLLOCKED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe painter whose studio floor is a work of art in itself. Your niece, who just got into art school. The art teacher with paint under her nails since 1998. The friend who turns every birthday card into a small masterpiece. The colleague with a first exhibition coming up. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first sale or a new studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the studio door, in the gallery, the art classroom, a home office or the bar where the opening night carries on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More creative minds in the family? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/journalist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eJournalist\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/influencer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eInfluencer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the collective. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or become a masterpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923653505399,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Artist-funny-no-parking-sign-pollocked-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776194046"},{"product_id":"basket-player-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Basketball No Parking Sign | Gift for Basketball Players","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and get posterized.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a basketball, slammed straight into the windscreen. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car on the highlight reel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBASKETBALL PLAYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DUNKED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe point guard who still wears his old jersey to the gym. Your daughter, who just made the regional team. The coach shouting \"box out!\" every Wednesday night. The colleague who shoots every paper ball at the bin like it's a buzzer-beater. The veterans' team still playing on Thursday nights. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a title or a first season at a new club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the sports hall door, in the clubhouse, a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where every three-pointer gets a little longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More sport in the family? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/football-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFootball\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tennis-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTennis\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the team. Hanging up the sneakers? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become a collector's item on a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBREWER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE BOTTLED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe home brewer whose garage smells of hops every weekend. Your brother-in-law, who can tell a tripel from a quadrupel blindfolded. The brewery colleague who ends every shift in the tasting room. The friend who plans every holiday around a Trappist abbey. The student who just started a brewing course. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first batch worth sharing or a new beer on tap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the garage door where the brew kettle lives, or by the driveway. Or indoors, in the brewery, the tasting room, the cellar, a home office or the bar where the next batch gets planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Planning the perfect round? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bartender-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBartender\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCook\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e signs bring the rest of the table. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Cheers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923679588727,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-bottled-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193875"},{"product_id":"bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Bureaucrat No Parking Sign | Gift for Civil Servants","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParking request received. Parking request rejected.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with an official red stamp. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to fill in form B-27 in triplicate to get their car back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUREAUCRAT PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS YOUR CAR WILL BE REGULATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour brother-in-law at the town hall. The colleague who knows every procedure by its number. The HR manager who needs \"just one more signature\". The friend who actually reads the terms and conditions. The new recruit in public service. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion or a file that was finally closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door at the town hall, in a ministry, an HR department, a home office or the bar where the paperwork gets forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More paperwork needed? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eEurocrat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/notary-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNotary\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLawyer\u003c\/a\u003e signs handle the rest of the file. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or fill in the form.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923688468855,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign-regulated-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193825"},{"product_id":"business-mentor-coach-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Business Mentor No Parking Sign | Gift for Coaches \u0026 Mentors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you'll be coached. By horse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one swaps the car for a horse-drawn coach. People read it, get the pun a second later, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a 90-minute session on their parking goals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUSINESS MENTOR PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE COACHED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mentor who got your start-up through its first year. The business coach who answers every question with another question. Your friend, who just got certified as a coach. The founder who mentors the next generation. The manager who says \"let's unpack that\" in every meeting. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first client or a start-up that finally broke even.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the coaching room, on the door of a co-working space, a home office or the bar where the best advice gets given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a start-up dream team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/banker-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBanker\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLawyer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/influencer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eInfluencer\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the board. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or book a session.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923706687863,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Business-Mentor-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-coatched-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193756"},{"product_id":"cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Cargo Bike No Parking Sign | Gift for Cyclists","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCars welcome. In the box.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a cargo bike with a car tucked into its box, like the weekly shop. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car carried off by a bicycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCARGO BIKE PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DECARBONIZED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe parents who do the school run with two kids and a week of groceries. Your neighbour, who sold the second car and never looked back. The courier who beats every van through the city centre. The friend who explains the benefits of a cargo bike at every dinner. The colleague who cycles in all year, rain or shine. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new bike or the first winter without a car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the bike shed, the front door or the garage that now holds bikes instead of cars. Or indoors, in the hallway, a bike shop, a home office or the bar where the cycling club ends every ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Family always on the move? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pilot-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePilot\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover every other vehicle, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/football-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFootball\u003c\/a\u003e sign takes care of Saturday morning. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or get on your bike.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923725758839,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/CargoBike-funny-no-parking-sign-decarbonized-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193656"},{"product_id":"chemist-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Chemist No Parking Sign | Gift for Chemists \u0026 Scientists","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd one badly parked car. Add two drops. Observe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a test tube, tipped over the roof. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find out what's in the tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCHEMIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DISSOLVED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lab colleague who labels everything, including the fridge. Your niece, who just defended her PhD. The chemistry teacher famous for the exploding demo. The R\u0026amp;D engineer at a pharma company. The friend who reads the ingredients on every shampoo bottle. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or a paper that finally got published.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the lab door, in a university corridor, a home office or the bar where the experiments continue after hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a whole lab team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/doctor-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDoctor\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/programmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDeveloper\u003c\/a\u003e signs make a solid formula. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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Or indoors, on the kitchen door, in the restaurant's back office, the pantry, a home office or the bar where the staff meal turns into a party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Planning the whole menu? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-beer\"\u003eBrewer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bartender-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBartender\u003c\/a\u003e signs bring the ingredients and the drinks. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or get diced.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56925934059895,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign-chopped-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193560"},{"product_id":"doctor-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Doctor No Parking Sign | Gift for Doctors \u0026 GPs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiagnosis: parked in the wrong spot. Treatment: starts immediately.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a syringe, already filled. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a second opinion on their bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDOCTOR PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL RECEIVE PROPER TREATMENT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour GP, who still squeezes you in on a Friday afternoon. Your son, who just survived seven years of med school. The surgeon who is always on call. The junior doctor who hasn't slept since Tuesday. The family friend everyone shows their rashes to at parties. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or a new practice opening its doors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the practice, in the doctors' lounge, a home office or the bar where the pager finally goes quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Running a full practice? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chemist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eChemist\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs know all about night shifts. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Doctor's orders.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56925946020215,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Doctor2-funny-no-parking-sign-treatment-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193522"},{"product_id":"elephant-playground-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Elephant Playground No Parking Sign | Quirky Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo parking. The elephant was here first.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one warns about something no one expects in a car park: a playful elephant, already sitting on the back of a car. People read it, laugh, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to explain that to their insurer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO PARKING\u003cbr\u003eWARNING ELEPHANT PLAYGROUND\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who collects everything with an elephant on it. Your kids, who want the same sign in their bedroom as on the garage. The zoo lover with a yearly pass. The neighbour whose driveway gets blocked every single day. The colleague who never forgets anything, like an elephant. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a housewarming or a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does exactly what it says. Or indoors, in a child's bedroom, the playroom, a home office or the bar where nobody believes your insurance story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More absurd warnings? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/falling-rock-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFalling Rock\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/witch-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eWitch\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e signs are just as unexpected. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. The elephant insists.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56926340350327,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Elephant-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193477"},{"product_id":"eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Eurocrat No Parking Sign | Gift for EU Staff \u0026 Brussels Insiders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car gets harmonised, standardised and fitted with a USB-C port.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes in EU blue and yellow, and the car has clearly been through a few committees. One wheel is ENVI approved. The other is IMCO approved, and hexagonal. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to go into trilogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEUROCRAT PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS YOUR CAR WILL BE REGULATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colleague who finally passed the EPSO competition. Your cousin at the Commission, the Council or the Parliament. The MEP assistant who knows every committee acronym. The trainee leaving Brussels after five months. The friend who explains comitology at parties. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new posting or a directive that finally got adopted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door in the Berlaymont, in a unit meeting room, a home office or a bar on Place du Luxembourg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working in the Brussels bubble? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lobbyist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLobbyist\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/politician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolitician\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBureaucrat\u003c\/a\u003e signs sit on the same committee. Leaving the institutions? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or wait for the implementing act.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56926353523063,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign-regulated-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193267"},{"product_id":"bartender-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Bartender No Parking Sign | Gift for Bartenders \u0026 Bar Owners","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car is served on the rocks. No shaking, no stirring.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car perched on two big rocks, wheels in the air. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find their car served on ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBARTENDER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE ON THE ROCKS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bartender who remembers your order but not your name. The café owner who has opened the local every morning for twenty years. Your friend, who just finished a cocktail course and now judges every mojito. The student who works the bar at festivals every weekend. The neighbour whose home bar is better stocked than the pub. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a bar opening or a last round before retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, behind the bar, next to the till, in the cellar, at a home bar or on the terrace where last orders never really mean last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Making a night of it? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-beer\"\u003eBrewer\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCook\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e signs keep the party going. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Last orders.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56926373347703,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Bartender-On-The-Rocks-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193234"},{"product_id":"farmer-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Farmer No Parking Sign | Gift for Farmers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car becomes a henhouse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car taken over by a rooster, a hen and a whole brood of chicks. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find eggs on the back seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFARMER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE CHICKENED OUT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe farmer who's up before the rooster. Your aunt, with six hens and a name for each of them. The young farmer taking over the family farm. The allotment gardener with more courgettes than friends to give them to. The city friend who just put a chicken coop at the bottom of the garden. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a good harvest or a new tractor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the barn door, the farmyard gate or the garage where the tractor lives. Or indoors, in the farm shop, the stable, the kitchen, a home office or the bar where the harvest gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More early risers in the family? 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car mounted on an angler's wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFISHER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE CAUGHT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour granddad, up at 5 am with a flask of coffee and a folding chair. The angler who knows every pond, canal and lake in the province. The sea fisher who talks more about Nieuwpoort pier than about work. The friend whose fish gets bigger every time he tells the story. The colleague counting down to the opening of the season. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a record catch or a new rod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the garage door where the rods are kept, the garden shed or the caravan. Or indoors, at the fishing club, the tackle shop, a home office or the bar where the fish grows with every round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More outdoor types in the family? 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to argue with the referee about their parking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFOOTBALL PLAYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE OFFSIDE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sunday league striker who still talks about that one goal from 2011. Your son, who just made the first team. The coach who gives up every Saturday for the under-10s. The parent who hasn't missed a match in years, rain or shine. The friend who explains the offside rule at every dinner, whether you asked or not. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion to a higher division or the end of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the clubhouse, the changing room, a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the match gets replayed until closing time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Whole family into sport? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tennis-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTennis\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/basket-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBasketball\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover the rest of the weekend. Hanging up the boots? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car mistaken for game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHUNTER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS I LIKE TO PRACTICE SHOOTING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour uncle, out before dawn on every opening day. The hunter with a freezer full of game and a story for every piece. The sport shooter who never misses a Sunday at the range. The friend who owns more green jackets than anyone needs. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new hunting licence or the start of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the hunting lodge, the shooting club, a home office or the bar where the stories grow after every hunt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More outdoor types in the family? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e signs are early risers too. Saying goodbye to a hunting companion? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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It looks good on camera.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside. Unboxing video optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/journalist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eJournalist\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/artist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eArtist\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/programmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDeveloper\u003c\/a\u003e signs make a strong collab. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People stop, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to end up on the front page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJOURNALIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWorld News: MAJOR PARKING SCANDAL\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE REPORTED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour uncle who has spent 30 years chasing deadlines. The colleague leaving the newsroom for retirement. The freelancer who just landed their first front page. The journalism graduate. Your editor, if you're feeling brave. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new job, a promotion or a first byline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, as the loudest thing on the wall of a newsroom, home office, press room or bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Covering the whole political beat? 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a hearing about their parking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLAWYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE LITIGATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lawyer who billed six minutes for reading this sentence. Your daughter, who was just sworn in at the bar. The in-house counsel who answers every question with \"it depends\". The trainee lawyer running on coffee and case law. The friend who wins every argument, even about the restaurant bill. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a case won or a new partnership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the law firm, in the meeting room, a home office or the bar where the verdict gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building the full legal team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/notary-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNotary\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/banker-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBanker\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/politician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolitician\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the case file. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or see you in court.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931426926967,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign-litigated-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776192910"},{"product_id":"lobbyist-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Lobbyist No Parking Sign | Gift for Lobbyists \u0026 Public Affairs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you'll get a briefing. Then a follow-up. Then a follow-up on the follow-up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a megaphone. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody has time for another stakeholder meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLOBBYIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE SUBJECT TO OUTREACH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe public affairs consultant with a calendar full of coffees. The colleague at the trade association. The NGO campaigner who never lets go. The new face in the Brussels bubble. The friend who \"just has a quick word\" with everyone at every party. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new job or a campaign that finally landed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door in the European Quarter, in a meeting room, a home office or the bar where the real networking happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working the whole Brussels bubble? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/politician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolitician\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eEurocrat\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBureaucrat\u003c\/a\u003e signs are your natural stakeholders. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or expect a meeting request.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931443802487,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Lobbyist-funny-no-parking-sign-outreached-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776192795"},{"product_id":"magician-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Magician No Parking Sign | Gift for Magicians","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbracadabra. Your car is now a rabbit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a magic wand, and the car is already halfway to becoming a rabbit. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to feed their car carrots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMAGICIAN PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS YOUR CARS WILL BE TRANSFORMED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe magician who pulls a coin from behind every child's ear. Your uncle, who has done the same card trick at every family party since 1985. The children's entertainer booked out every weekend. The friend who just joined a magic club and practises on everyone. The colleague who can make a deadline disappear. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first show or a trick that finally worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, backstage, at the magic club, in a child's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the card tricks come out after midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Throwing a party? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bartender-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBartender\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/artist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eArtist\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/witch-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eWitch\u003c\/a\u003e signs bring the rest of the magic. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or disappear.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931555475831,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Magician-funny-no-parking-sign-transformed-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776192763"},{"product_id":"mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Mechanic No Parking Sign | Gift for Mechanics \u0026 Car Lovers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and get your car back in kit form.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car in pieces: engine, seat, door, steering wheel, wheels. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to rebuild their own car from a box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMECHANIC PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DISMANTLED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mechanic who keeps your old car alive against all odds. Your dad, who spends every Saturday under a bonnet. The garage owner with the cleanest workshop in town. The apprentice who just passed the final exam. The friend restoring an oldtimer in the garage. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new workshop or a restoration that finally passed inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the garage door, obviously. Or indoors, in the workshop, the showroom, a home office or the bar where the car talk never stops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pilot-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePilot\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover every other way to get around. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to lose their inheritance over a parking spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOTARY PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DISINHERITED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe notary who handled your house purchase with the patience of a saint. Your cousin, who just joined a notary's office. The clerk who reads every deed aloud, word for word. The law graduate who chose the notarial track. The friend who always says \"get it in writing\". Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new office or a partnership in the practice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the notary's office, in the signing room, a home office or the bar where the deal gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePOLICE PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE APPREHENDED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour brother, fresh out of police school. The neighbourhood officer who knows everyone by name. The detective who never switches off, not even at barbecues. The traffic officer who has written more tickets than anyone can count. The colleague hanging up the uniform after thirty years. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion or a first night shift survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the station canteen, the briefing room, a home office or the bar where the stories get bigger every year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/teacher-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e signs are on duty too. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or you'll be read your rights.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931665314167,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Police_Apprehended_funny_no_parking_sign_dandy_donkey.webp?v=1776186135"},{"product_id":"pilot-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Pilot No Parking Sign | Gift for Pilots \u0026 Aviation Fans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClearance denied. This spot is reserved for the captain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with its own control tower. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to be grounded before they've even taken off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePILOT PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE GROUNDED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe captain who knows every airport by its three-letter code. Your nephew, who just earned his private pilot licence. The cabin crew colleague whose suitcase is always half packed. The air traffic controller who never raises their voice. The friend who applauds when the plane lands. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first solo flight or a last flight before retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the crew room, on a hangar door, at the flying club, in a home office or the bar where every landing gets a little smoother in the retelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More ways to travel? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs keep traffic moving on the ground. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or stay grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931675144567,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Pilot_Grounded_funny_no_parking_sign_dandy_donkey.webp?v=1776186143"},{"product_id":"priest-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Priest No Parking Sign | Gift for Priests \u0026 Pastors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and a cherub takes care of your tyres.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a cherub, bow drawn, and a car with one very flat tyre. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to argue with a higher authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRIEST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS BEWARE OF DIVINE INTERVENTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe parish priest who knows every family in the village. The pastor whose car is always parked just a little too far from the church. The deacon, sacristan or choir director who keeps the parish running. The theology student with a sense of humour. The friend who swears his parking spot is blessed. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, an ordination anniversary or a farewell from the parish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the presbytery door or the parish car park. Or indoors, in the sacristy, the parish hall, a home office or the bar where the parish party goes on until late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/teacher-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs deserve a spot too. Saying goodbye after years of service? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Amen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56933754896759,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Priest-Devine-Intervention-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186151"},{"product_id":"programmer-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Developer No Parking Sign | Gift for Programmers \u0026 Software Engineers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe only parking sign that compiles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one is written in code: the car sits between curly brackets, crossed out, and the penalty is a function call. People read it, grin (the developers laugh first), and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to be the next bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDEVELOPER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eif(VIOLATOR) {DEBUG(CAR);}\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe developer who says \"it works on my machine\". Your son, who just landed his first job as a software engineer. The colleague who fixes production at 2 am without complaining. The IT team that keeps the whole office running. The friend who has been \"almost done\" with a side project for three years. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a successful launch or a first pull request merged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, next to the standing desk, on the server room door, in the open-plan office, a home office or the bar where the release gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building the whole start-up? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/business-mentor-coach-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBusiness Mentor\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/influencer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eInfluencer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chemist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eChemist\u003c\/a\u003e signs join the team. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or get debugged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56933765611895,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Programmer-Debug--funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186162"},{"product_id":"retired-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Retired No Parking Sign | Retirement Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForty years of alarm clocks. Now even the car sleeps in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car fast asleep, tongue out, snoring. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to wake a retiree from a well-earned nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRETIRED PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE PUT TO REST\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colleague whose farewell drink is next Friday. Your dad, finally done with the commute. Your mum, who retired and is busier than ever. The neighbour who now keeps an eye on the street from the front window. The boss who promised to \"pop in now and then\". Or a group gift from the whole team: one sign, one card, and everybody's signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it guards the spot of someone who is never in a hurry again. Or indoors, on the door of the garden shed, the hobby room, the caravan or the bar where the pension gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Proud of the job they're leaving? Add the sign of their old profession, like the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/teacher-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/banker-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBanker\u003c\/a\u003e sign, or find theirs in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003efull collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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Then they laughed, and started talking to each other about where on earth the rocks were supposed to come from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the whole point. A standard No Parking sign gets ignored. This one makes people stop, wonder and smile, and then park somewhere else. Just in case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO PARKING\u003cbr\u003eWARNING FALLING ROCKS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe neighbour whose driveway is always blocked. The friend who just bought a house with a garage and wants to keep it free. The hiker who misses the mountains. The climber who brings a bit of the Ardennes home. The fan of Magritte and everything surreal. Or no reason at all beyond a housewarming, a birthday or a new gate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a city gate, garage door or driveway, where there isn't a rock for miles. That's where it works best. Or indoors, in a climbing gym, a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the mountain stories get told.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More absurd warnings? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/elephant-playground-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eElephant Playground\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/witch-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eWitch\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e signs are just as unexpected. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or keep looking up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56933774229879,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Rock-Falling-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186180"},{"product_id":"politician-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Politician No Parking Sign | Gift for Politicians \u0026 Councillors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your wheels disappear. Getting them back? That's negotiable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car without its wheels, and people read it twice. They grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to open negotiations over their own car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePOLITICIAN PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS BRIBE ME FOR YOUR WHEELS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour aunt on the local council. The newly elected councillor. The campaign volunteer who knocked on 2,000 doors. The political science graduate. The friend who turns every dinner into a debate. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, an election win or a first seat in parliament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the wall of a campaign office, a party HQ, a study or a bar where the real deals get made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a coalition? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lobbyist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLobbyist\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eEurocrat\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/journalist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eJournalist\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the cabinet. Leaving office? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or make an offer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56933797626231,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Politician-bribe-for-wheels-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186189"},{"product_id":"teacher-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Teacher No Parking Sign | End-of-Year Gift for Teachers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWrong spot. See me after class.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one looks like a blackboard, with the car crossed out in red pen. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their parking handed back full of corrections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTEACHER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE CORRECTED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe teacher who got your child through a tough year. The head teacher whose parking spot everyone ignores. Your sister, who marks tests every Sunday night. The young teacher who just landed a permanent post. The colleague leaving the staff room for retirement. Or a class gift at the end of the school year: one sign, and every pupil signs the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the staff room door, in the head's office, a classroom, a home office or the bar where the report cards get forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e signs deserve a spot too. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or stay after class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56935029473655,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Teacher-Corrected-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1775028984"},{"product_id":"nurse-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Nurse No Parking Sign | Gift for Nurses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you get the full dose. No appointment needed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a syringe, aimed straight at the car. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a jab in their bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNURSE PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE GIVEN A FULL DOSE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe nurse who just finished a run of night shifts. Your daughter, fresh out of nursing school. The home care nurse who knows every driveway in the village. The ward colleague who always brings the good biscuits. The head nurse heading into retirement. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or International Nurses Day on 12 May.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the ward's staff room, at the nurses' station, in a home office or the bar where the shift finally ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working with the whole care team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/doctor-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDoctor\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chemist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eChemist\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs know all about long shifts. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or roll up your sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56936789180791,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Nurse-full-dose-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186203"},{"product_id":"tennis-player-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Tennis No Parking Sign | Gift for Tennis Players","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you'll be returned. Cross-court, with topspin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a tennis ball in the windscreen and a racket ready for the follow-through. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car sent back over the net.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTENNIS PLAYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE RETURNED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe club player who books the court at 7 am every Sunday. Your mum, who just won her first interclub match. The coach who has said \"bend your knees\" ten thousand times. The friend who switched to padel but still owns three tennis rackets. The partner who calls every close ball out. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a tournament win or the start of the outdoor season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the clubhouse, by the court entrance, a home office or the bar where the third set gets replayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Whole family into sport? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/football-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFootball\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/basket-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBasketball\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover the rest of the weekend. Saying goodbye to a club mate? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become a collector's item on a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBREWER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE BOTTLED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe home brewer whose garage smells of hops every weekend. Your brother-in-law, who can tell a tripel from a quadrupel blindfolded. The brewery colleague who ends every shift in the tasting room. The friend who plans every holiday around a Trappist abbey. The student who just started a brewing course. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first batch worth sharing or a new beer on tap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the garage door where the brew kettle lives, or by the driveway. Or indoors, in the brewery, the tasting room, the cellar, a home office or the bar where the next batch gets planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrushed aluminium:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite with a brushed metal finish that catches the light. It can go outdoors, but without the protective layer it's less scratch-resistant than the printed version, so a sheltered spot or an indoor wall suits it best.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLast run:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe, and not reprinted. Once these are gone, they're gone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer the classic finish?\u003c\/strong\u003e This design also comes as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-beer\"\u003estandard printed sign\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Planning the perfect round? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bartender-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBartender\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCook\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e signs bring the rest of the table. Saying goodbye to a colleague? 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