{"title":"Best-sellers","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe pieces people keep coming back for. Sorted by what actually sells, updated automatically.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"witch-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Witch No Parking Sign | Halloween Decoration \u0026 Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you'll be toad away. Warts and all.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a tow truck hauling off a car that has already turned into a toad. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to kiss their car to get it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWITCH PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE TOAD AWAY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour sister, who takes Halloween more seriously than Christmas. The friend with a black cat, a herb garden and a suspiciously good soup recipe. The neighbour who decorates the whole front garden every October. The colleague who always \"just knows\" what's going to happen. The fan of witches, wizards and magic schools. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a Halloween party or a housewarming in a slightly spooky house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the front door or the garage from October on, where it sets the tone for every trick-or-treater. Or all year round, in the kitchen, on the broom cupboard, in a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the Halloween party gets going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More mischief in the house? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/elephant-playground-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eElephant Playground\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/falling-rock-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFalling Rock\u003c\/a\u003e signs keep the tricks coming. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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Or indoors, on an office door on the trading floor, in the meeting room, a home office or the bar where the bonus gets toasted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More money matters? 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This made to order approach avoids overproduction and gives you an accessory that feels intentional and individual.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood things take a little longer when they are \u003cb\u003ecreated especially for you\u003c\/b\u003e. This slower rhythm reflects the care and creativity behind every item. Because the embroidery is made to order, \u003cb\u003eproduction and delivery take up to 8 business days\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a liberal, ecologist, socialist, or Christian democrat, this cap is available in multiple colours. It’s the ideal present for colleagues, friends, or family members working in or engaging with the political environment. 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Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a tournament win or the start of the outdoor season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the clubhouse, by the court entrance, a home office or the bar where the third set gets replayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? 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Or indoors, on the sports hall door, in the clubhouse, a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where every three-pointer gets a little longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More sport in the family? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/football-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFootball\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tennis-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTennis\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the team. Hanging up the sneakers? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or get blocked.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923674837367,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Basketball-funny-no-parking-sign-dunked-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193926"},{"product_id":"brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-beer","title":"Funny Brewer No Parking Sign | Gift for Brewers \u0026 Beer Lovers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car ends up in a bottle. Like a ship, only harder to explain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car squeezed into a beer bottle. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become a collector's item on a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBREWER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE BOTTLED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe home brewer whose garage smells of hops every weekend. Your brother-in-law, who can tell a tripel from a quadrupel blindfolded. The brewery colleague who ends every shift in the tasting room. The friend who plans every holiday around a Trappist abbey. The student who just started a brewing course. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first batch worth sharing or a new beer on tap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the garage door where the brew kettle lives, or by the driveway. Or indoors, in the brewery, the tasting room, the cellar, a home office or the bar where the next batch gets planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Planning the perfect round? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bartender-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBartender\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCook\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e signs bring the rest of the table. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Cheers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923679588727,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-bottled-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193875"},{"product_id":"bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Bureaucrat No Parking Sign | Gift for Civil Servants","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParking request received. Parking request rejected.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with an official red stamp. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to fill in form B-27 in triplicate to get their car back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUREAUCRAT PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS YOUR CAR WILL BE REGULATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour brother-in-law at the town hall. The colleague who knows every procedure by its number. The HR manager who needs \"just one more signature\". The friend who actually reads the terms and conditions. The new recruit in public service. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion or a file that was finally closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door at the town hall, in a ministry, an HR department, a home office or the bar where the paperwork gets forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More paperwork needed? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eEurocrat\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/notary-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNotary\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLawyer\u003c\/a\u003e signs handle the rest of the file. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, get the pun a second later, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a 90-minute session on their parking goals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUSINESS MENTOR PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE COACHED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mentor who got your start-up through its first year. The business coach who answers every question with another question. Your friend, who just got certified as a coach. The founder who mentors the next generation. The manager who says \"let's unpack that\" in every meeting. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first client or a start-up that finally broke even.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the coaching room, on the door of a co-working space, a home office or the bar where the best advice gets given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a start-up dream team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/banker-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBanker\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLawyer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/influencer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eInfluencer\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the board. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or book a session.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56923706687863,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Business-Mentor-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-coatched-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193756"},{"product_id":"cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Cargo Bike No Parking Sign | Gift for Cyclists","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCars welcome. In the box.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a cargo bike with a car tucked into its box, like the weekly shop. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car carried off by a bicycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCARGO BIKE PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DECARBONIZED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe parents who do the school run with two kids and a week of groceries. Your neighbour, who sold the second car and never looked back. The courier who beats every van through the city centre. The friend who explains the benefits of a cargo bike at every dinner. The colleague who cycles in all year, rain or shine. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new bike or the first winter without a car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the bike shed, the front door or the garage that now holds bikes instead of cars. Or indoors, in the hallway, a bike shop, a home office or the bar where the cycling club ends every ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Family always on the move? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pilot-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePilot\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover every other vehicle, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/football-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFootball\u003c\/a\u003e sign takes care of Saturday morning. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find out what's in the tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCHEMIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DISSOLVED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lab colleague who labels everything, including the fridge. Your niece, who just defended her PhD. The chemistry teacher famous for the exploding demo. The R\u0026amp;D engineer at a pharma company. The friend who reads the ingredients on every shampoo bottle. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or a paper that finally got published.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the lab door, in a university corridor, a home office or the bar where the experiments continue after hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building a whole lab team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/doctor-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDoctor\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/programmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDeveloper\u003c\/a\u003e signs make a solid formula. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or become part of the experiment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56925927539063,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/chemist-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-dissolved-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193600"},{"product_id":"cook-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Cook No Parking Sign | Gift for Chefs \u0026 Home Cooks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car gets julienned.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a chef's knife, halfway through the car, the back already neatly sliced. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car served as carpaccio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCOOK PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE CHOPPED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe chef who shouts \"service!\" even at home. Your dad, who has been perfecting the same beef stew for thirty years. The apprentice who just survived a first season in a real kitchen. The friend who brings homemade pasta to every party. The colleague who turned a hobby into a food truck. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a restaurant opening or a first good review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the kitchen door, in the restaurant's back office, the pantry, a home office or the bar where the staff meal turns into a party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Planning the whole menu? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/brewer-funny-no-parking-sign-beer\"\u003eBrewer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bartender-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBartender\u003c\/a\u003e signs bring the ingredients and the drinks. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or get diced.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56925934059895,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign-chopped-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193560"},{"product_id":"doctor-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Doctor No Parking Sign | Gift for Doctors \u0026 GPs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiagnosis: parked in the wrong spot. Treatment: starts immediately.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a syringe, already filled. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a second opinion on their bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDOCTOR PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL RECEIVE PROPER TREATMENT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour GP, who still squeezes you in on a Friday afternoon. Your son, who just survived seven years of med school. The surgeon who is always on call. The junior doctor who hasn't slept since Tuesday. The family friend everyone shows their rashes to at parties. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a graduation or a new practice opening its doors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the practice, in the doctors' lounge, a home office or the bar where the pager finally goes quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Running a full practice? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chemist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eChemist\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs know all about night shifts. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Doctor's orders.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56925946020215,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Doctor2-funny-no-parking-sign-treatment-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193522"},{"product_id":"elephant-playground-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Elephant Playground No Parking Sign | Quirky Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo parking. The elephant was here first.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one warns about something no one expects in a car park: a playful elephant, already sitting on the back of a car. People read it, laugh, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to explain that to their insurer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO PARKING\u003cbr\u003eWARNING ELEPHANT PLAYGROUND\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who collects everything with an elephant on it. Your kids, who want the same sign in their bedroom as on the garage. The zoo lover with a yearly pass. The neighbour whose driveway gets blocked every single day. The colleague who never forgets anything, like an elephant. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a housewarming or a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does exactly what it says. Or indoors, in a child's bedroom, the playroom, a home office or the bar where nobody believes your insurance story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More absurd warnings? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/falling-rock-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFalling Rock\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/witch-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eWitch\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/magician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMagician\u003c\/a\u003e signs are just as unexpected. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. The elephant insists.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56926340350327,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Elephant-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193477"},{"product_id":"eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Eurocrat No Parking Sign | Gift for EU Staff \u0026 Brussels Insiders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and your car gets harmonised, standardised and fitted with a USB-C port.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes in EU blue and yellow, and the car has clearly been through a few committees. One wheel is ENVI approved. The other is IMCO approved, and hexagonal. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to go into trilogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEUROCRAT PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS YOUR CAR WILL BE REGULATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colleague who finally passed the EPSO competition. Your cousin at the Commission, the Council or the Parliament. The MEP assistant who knows every committee acronym. The trainee leaving Brussels after five months. The friend who explains comitology at parties. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new posting or a directive that finally got adopted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door in the Berlaymont, in a unit meeting room, a home office or a bar on Place du Luxembourg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working in the Brussels bubble? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lobbyist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLobbyist\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/politician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolitician\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBureaucrat\u003c\/a\u003e signs sit on the same committee. Leaving the institutions? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find their car served on ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBARTENDER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE ON THE ROCKS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bartender who remembers your order but not your name. The café owner who has opened the local every morning for twenty years. Your friend, who just finished a cocktail course and now judges every mojito. The student who works the bar at festivals every weekend. The neighbour whose home bar is better stocked than the pub. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a bar opening or a last round before retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, behind the bar, next to the till, in the cellar, at a home bar or on the terrace where last orders never really mean last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to find eggs on the back seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFARMER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE CHICKENED OUT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe farmer who's up before the rooster. Your aunt, with six hens and a name for each of them. The young farmer taking over the family farm. The allotment gardener with more courgettes than friends to give them to. The city friend who just put a chicken coop at the bottom of the garden. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a good harvest or a new tractor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the barn door, the farmyard gate or the garage where the tractor lives. Or indoors, in the farm shop, the stable, the kitchen, a home office or the bar where the harvest gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More early risers in the family? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hunter-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eHunter\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cook-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCook\u003c\/a\u003e signs know the value of a good morning. Handing over the farm? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or don't be chicken.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56926393237879,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Farmer-chickened-out-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776193193"},{"product_id":"fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Fisher No Parking Sign | Gift for Anglers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and you're the catch of the day.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car with fins and teeth, biting straight into a hook. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car mounted on an angler's wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFISHER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE CAUGHT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour granddad, up at 5 am with a flask of coffee and a folding chair. The angler who knows every pond, canal and lake in the province. The sea fisher who talks more about Nieuwpoort pier than about work. The friend whose fish gets bigger every time he tells the story. The colleague counting down to the opening of the season. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a record catch or a new rod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the garage door where the rods are kept, the garden shed or the caravan. Or indoors, at the fishing club, the tackle shop, a home office or the bar where the fish grows with every round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More outdoor types in the family? 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to argue with the referee about their parking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFOOTBALL PLAYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE OFFSIDE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sunday league striker who still talks about that one goal from 2011. Your son, who just made the first team. The coach who gives up every Saturday for the under-10s. The parent who hasn't missed a match in years, rain or shine. The friend who explains the offside rule at every dinner, whether you asked or not. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion to a higher division or the end of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the clubhouse, the changing room, a teenager's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the match gets replayed until closing time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Whole family into sport? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tennis-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTennis\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/basket-player-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBasketball\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e signs cover the rest of the weekend. Hanging up the boots? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car mistaken for game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHUNTER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS I LIKE TO PRACTICE SHOOTING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour uncle, out before dawn on every opening day. The hunter with a freezer full of game and a story for every piece. The sport shooter who never misses a Sunday at the range. The friend who owns more green jackets than anyone needs. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new hunting licence or the start of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the hunting lodge, the shooting club, a home office or the bar where the stories grow after every hunt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More outdoor types in the family? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fisherman-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFisher\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/farmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eFarmer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e signs are early risers too. Saying goodbye to a hunting companion? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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It looks good on camera.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside. Unboxing video optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/journalist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eJournalist\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/artist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eArtist\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/programmer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eDeveloper\u003c\/a\u003e signs make a strong collab. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People stop, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to end up on the front page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJOURNALIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWorld News: MAJOR PARKING SCANDAL\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE REPORTED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour uncle who has spent 30 years chasing deadlines. The colleague leaving the newsroom for retirement. The freelancer who just landed their first front page. The journalism graduate. Your editor, if you're feeling brave. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new job, a promotion or a first byline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, as the loudest thing on the wall of a newsroom, home office, press room or bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Covering the whole political beat? 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants a hearing about their parking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLAWYER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE LITIGATED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lawyer who billed six minutes for reading this sentence. Your daughter, who was just sworn in at the bar. The in-house counsel who answers every question with \"it depends\". The trainee lawyer running on coffee and case law. The friend who wins every argument, even about the restaurant bill. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a case won or a new partnership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the law firm, in the meeting room, a home office or the bar where the verdict gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building the full legal team? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/notary-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNotary\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/banker-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBanker\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/politician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolitician\u003c\/a\u003e signs complete the case file. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody has time for another stakeholder meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLOBBYIST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE SUBJECT TO OUTREACH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe public affairs consultant with a calendar full of coffees. The colleague at the trade association. The NGO campaigner who never lets go. The new face in the Brussels bubble. The friend who \"just has a quick word\" with everyone at every party. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new job or a campaign that finally landed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on an office door in the European Quarter, in a meeting room, a home office or the bar where the real networking happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Working the whole Brussels bubble? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/politician-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolitician\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eurocrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eEurocrat\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBureaucrat\u003c\/a\u003e signs are your natural stakeholders. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to feed their car carrots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMAGICIAN PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS YOUR CARS WILL BE TRANSFORMED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe magician who pulls a coin from behind every child's ear. Your uncle, who has done the same card trick at every family party since 1985. The children's entertainer booked out every weekend. The friend who just joined a magic club and practises on everyone. The colleague who can make a deadline disappear. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first show or a trick that finally worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, backstage, at the magic club, in a child's bedroom, a home office or the bar where the card tricks come out after midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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Or indoors, in the workshop, the showroom, a home office or the bar where the car talk never stops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to lose their inheritance over a parking spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOTARY PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE DISINHERITED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe notary who handled your house purchase with the patience of a saint. Your cousin, who just joined a notary's office. The clerk who reads every deed aloud, word for word. The law graduate who chose the notarial track. The friend who always says \"get it in writing\". Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a new office or a partnership in the practice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, on the door of the notary's office, in the signing room, a home office or the bar where the deal gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Need a few more signatures? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/lawyer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eLawyer\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/banker-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBanker\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bureaucrat-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBureaucrat\u003c\/a\u003e signs witness the deed. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or read the small print.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931606888823,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Notary_disinherited_funny_no_parking_sign_dandy_donkey.webp?v=1776186121"},{"product_id":"police-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Police No Parking Sign | Gift for Police Officers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStep away from the parking spot. Slowly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with crime scene tape and a wheel clamp. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to become evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePOLICE PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE APPREHENDED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour brother, fresh out of police school. The neighbourhood officer who knows everyone by name. The detective who never switches off, not even at barbecues. The traffic officer who has written more tickets than anyone can count. The colleague hanging up the uniform after thirty years. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a promotion or a first night shift survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the station canteen, the briefing room, a home office or the bar where the stories get bigger every year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/teacher-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e signs are on duty too. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or you'll be read your rights.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931665314167,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Police_Apprehended_funny_no_parking_sign_dandy_donkey.webp?v=1776186135"},{"product_id":"pilot-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Pilot No Parking Sign | Gift for Pilots \u0026 Aviation Fans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClearance denied. This spot is reserved for the captain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with its own control tower. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to be grounded before they've even taken off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePILOT PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE GROUNDED\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe captain who knows every airport by its three-letter code. Your nephew, who just earned his private pilot licence. The cabin crew colleague whose suitcase is always half packed. The air traffic controller who never raises their voice. The friend who applauds when the plane lands. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a first solo flight or a last flight before retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, in the crew room, on a hangar door, at the flying club, in a home office or the bar where every landing gets a little smoother in the retelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. More ways to travel? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mechanic-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eMechanic\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cargo-bike-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eCargo Bike\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs keep traffic moving on the ground. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or stay grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56931675144567,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Pilot_Grounded_funny_no_parking_sign_dandy_donkey.webp?v=1776186143"},{"product_id":"priest-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Priest No Parking Sign | Gift for Priests \u0026 Pastors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePark here and a cherub takes care of your tyres.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one comes with a cherub, bow drawn, and a car with one very flat tyre. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to argue with a higher authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRIEST PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS BEWARE OF DIVINE INTERVENTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe parish priest who knows every family in the village. The pastor whose car is always parked just a little too far from the church. The deacon, sacristan or choir director who keeps the parish running. The theology student with a sense of humour. The friend who swears his parking spot is blessed. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, an ordination anniversary or a farewell from the parish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the presbytery door or the parish car park. Or indoors, in the sacristy, the parish hall, a home office or the bar where the parish party goes on until late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Know more everyday heroes? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/teacher-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/nurse-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eNurse\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/police-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003ePolice\u003c\/a\u003e signs deserve a spot too. Saying goodbye after years of service? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Amen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56933754896759,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Priest-Devine-Intervention-funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186151"},{"product_id":"programmer-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Developer No Parking Sign | Gift for Programmers \u0026 Software Engineers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe only parking sign that compiles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one is written in code: the car sits between curly brackets, crossed out, and the penalty is a function call. People read it, grin (the developers laugh first), and park somewhere else, because nobody wants their car to be the next bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDEVELOPER PARKING\u003cbr\u003eif(VIOLATOR) {DEBUG(CAR);}\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe developer who says \"it works on my machine\". Your son, who just landed his first job as a software engineer. The colleague who fixes production at 2 am without complaining. The IT team that keeps the whole office running. The friend who has been \"almost done\" with a side project for three years. Or no reason at all beyond a birthday, a successful launch or a first pull request merged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it does the job it pretends to do. Or indoors, next to the standing desk, on the server room door, in the open-plan office, a home office or the bar where the release gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. It goes on a wall, door or fence in minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndoors or outdoors:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 mm aluminium composite (Dibond), with a protective layer over the print against scratches and weather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall batches:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed in Brussels, printed in Europe in small runs, and reprinted only when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e recycled cardboard, made in Europe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship in \u003cstrong\u003eup to 5 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA sign for every occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is one of over 30 No Parking signs. Building the whole start-up? The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/business-mentor-coach-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eBusiness Mentor\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/influencer-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eInfluencer\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chemist-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eChemist\u003c\/a\u003e signs join the team. Saying goodbye to a colleague? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/retired-funny-no-parking-sign\"\u003eRetired sign\u003c\/a\u003e was made for exactly that. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signart-no-parking\"\u003eSee the full collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark elsewhere. Or get debugged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dandy Donkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56933765611895,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0568\/6391\/files\/Programmer-Debug--funny-no-parking-sign-dandy-donkey-2048x2048.webp?v=1776186162"},{"product_id":"retired-funny-no-parking-sign","title":"Funny Retired No Parking Sign | Retirement Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForty years of alarm clocks. Now even the car sleeps in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody notices a standard No Parking sign anymore. This one shows a car fast asleep, tongue out, snoring. People read it, grin, and park somewhere else, because nobody wants to wake a retiree from a well-earned nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the sign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRETIRED PARKING\u003cbr\u003eVIOLATORS WILL BE PUT TO REST\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colleague whose farewell drink is next Friday. Your dad, finally done with the commute. Your mum, who retired and is busier than ever. The neighbour who now keeps an eye on the street from the front window. The boss who promised to \"pop in now and then\". Or a group gift from the whole team: one sign, one card, and everybody's signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a garage door or driveway, where it guards the spot of someone who is never in a hurry again. Or indoors, on the door of the garden shed, the hobby room, the caravan or the bar where the pension gets celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSend it straight to them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo wrapping paper. No queue at the post office. Enter their address at checkout and we do the rest. The sign arrives in an envelope that's a joke of its own, with a pull tab that says \"Authorized Fun Zone\". Gift-ready from the moment it lands on their doormat, and there's no price inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA4 size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 21 x 29.7 cm, portrait. Not sure it fits? Hold a sheet of A4 paper against the spot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e rounded corners and four pre-drilled 5 mm holes. 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